Saturday, September 30, 2006

ITS JUST ME AND FOOD BABYYYYYY...

WE ARE SAINTS.....
WE ARE ANGELS.....

jack parked his car nxt to this Toyota Vios, and guess wht?..
the drivers seat window was open.
we could have stolen his CD player, his smart tag, his touch and go. and some other stuff
but NO we didnt, we reported to the information counter...
=) big smiles and claps for the heros...wooTTTT!!!

Friday, September 29, 2006

I was almost 30 minutes late for futsal tournament...
thanks to this...

*LDP conjested traffic from Kelana Jaya till the motorola bridge

i tought i couldnt make it anymore....but ahh thank god....i was able to make it in time for d second match...we lost anyway =)..nvrm this picture shows a kia ...soon after this i met this fucking kancil who doesnt turn on his signal lights, and his break lights were out...how the fuck wud i know if your breaking smarty pants.....OBSERVE.


*c tht fucking car,attempting to cut into my lane


* see no signal, no signal at all..chibaiii

* I kept my distance away from this ass hole

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Name one song you hate to admit you like
Glory of Love - North

Name two songs that always make you cry
(I dont cry everytime i listen to it,but still it does at times, not exactly cry =P)
Ryan cabrera-True
Keith Urban-Tonight i wanna cry

Name three songs that turns you on
Goodies-Ciara
Buttons-pussycatdolls
Cyberia-djtiesto

Name four songs that always make you feel good
Rain down-Planet shakers
Vulnerable-secondhand serenade
Lips of an angel-Hinder
All over again-ronan keating

Name five songs you couldn't ever do without
Bad day-Daniel powter
Photograph-Nickelback
The reason-Hoobastank
Now and forever-planet shakers
beautiful savior-planet shakers


I Tag
Kenneth
Jack
Vern chui
Henry

Happy wasting your time =P

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

hahaha

A short presentation was held today during communication studies..
its part of our syllabus of learning the proper way of presenting. for example, things like body posture, hand gestures, and the way you speak are covered.
our lecturer handed us out a piece of paper almost the size of a credit card. she only had 10pieces of paper,each has its own different descriptions. My class has 16 students so the other 6 are excusable..whadda fuckkk...! my description was..................

Student 3
Talk about yourself for a minimum of 2 minutes using hand gestures to distract the audience.

STUDENT NUMBER 3??!!! HAND GESTURES!!??TALK BOUT MYSELF??.2 MINUTES??!!abit long riteeee.....no idea weiiiii!

student 1, then student2....counting down...tick tock tick tock...
..doop doop doop doop doop doop....

then finally it was my turn...
i went out...
hey people, my name is chien loong and i live in Tmn Sea in malaysia which is located around 30 minutes from LUCT.....errrrr....im 18 this year...errrrrr.....i have a mum, i have a dad, i have a sister and a dog....errrrr....oh and i used to study in Taylors college doing business until i realise i suck at it...and oh here i am doing graphic design....errrrr soo yeahh okay im done!!!..AHhhh sigh of relief........

lecturer : hhhmmm i think u move your body too much, and you are not looking at the audience
and wht is your desctiption on d paper?

me :* hits forehead* DENGG!!! HAND GESTURES! how cud i forgett.....errrrrrr

lecturer : ????

me : errrr ...i forgot???

lecturer: oh u forgot huh? giggles*

the lecturer then adviced d class about my mistakes and everythingg...
oh welll.. after me was student number 4,5,6 then 7...
7 was rezza....

student number 7 quick!
rezza walk out cooly......stand atthe front sticks out his hand acting as tho he is holding a piece of script....looking firmly at his script

rezza :hello my name is Rezza, im 19 this year, ive spent my last 13 years in indonesia,
and im closely related to brad pitt and russel crowe, as some of you know, i am mixed
Indonesian and malaysian, my mum is from indon and my dad is from malaysia and this
does not tell me why am i still related to brad pitt and rusell crowe.my interests is
playing the guitar,using d internet,eating,sleeping,girls........and more girls.....
and sometimes mayb men.

*whole class laughs..including d lecturers...
hahaha hilarious fella mannn......

Thursday, September 21, 2006

A lil bit of college life

As i was heading for the toilet...i saw this..some wht tht looks like a baloon, no no a kia carnival, no no its a punching bag......as i moved closer...Ahhhh its just a fat chick...


*OOooooo...baby turn around and let me see your sexy body go bum bum bum....

* I know i have huge bums so pleaseeee stop snapping!!

* Mayb the true fitness voucher i got from GSC wud help hahaha

Anyway, here is a picture of wht issit like in my class, design room 4..and some of my fellow classmates...most of them were having their breaks....these are the few hardworking ones...


* errrrr did i say hardworking??

Im screwed...

List of assignments
Design studies

line,shapes, and value-balance
ass 1- completed
ass 2- completed

texture
ass1- completed
ass2- half done

color theory
ass1- not started
ass2- havent got a clue
ass3- not started
- 2 new assignments tomorrow!!

Creative studies

-10 sketches undone!!due monday

analytical drawing

perspective drawing not finished
20 sketches drawings according to the perspective- not started

Life drawing

missed one class last week, and it seems they have done an assignment on the day itself and handed it up...
i hai lat....
and i still have to finish this perspective drawing...


* damn bloody stressing work i tell you....

Monday, September 18, 2006

Im such a fool..

я люблю тебя
if u noticed, i had this word on my msn nick for a couple of months already.
and it hasnt change...its still there for u..

Sunday, September 17, 2006

shereens 17th birthday..

Happy 17th birthday Shereen!!

we were practically travelling around, from MV to bangsar then to OU...
and Koon Tsing(shereens bf) was already showing his displeaseness....During dinner in bangsar, mich wanted to go OU for bakerzin and baskin robins , shereen agreed, then koon tsing..HUH??!!!!...so far??!!, then he tried to cover up, "there is bakerzin in bangsar village, and i think there is baskin robins too"....hahaha...u see mich, no1 is as nice as me..DO U GET IT????

anyway we had dinner at telawi street bistro bangsar....
i ordered fish and chips, mich ordered some sorta pasta, same goes to shereen and KT ordered some italian green pulut rice....
oh and i realise the drinks there has unusual names...





* sex on the beach??,quick f***K???,slippery nippleS???,sounds creamy????HAhahahhaa

anyway, my fish and chips were unusual too, usually fish and chips is served with french fries..but this one was served with, chips, real chips, tapioca or potato im not so sure..but this was how it looked like..


* notice the chips?


*telawi street bistro


* michelle's drink.

After dinner we went to Ou, michelle got a lil hyper in my car, started poking me, throwing things at me and singing like mad.michelle, why la???.when we arrived the girls did their normal routine, shopping...and again Koon Tsing complaining, hahaha showing tht dulan face...funny fella..anyway, as promised, mich finally got her Mint chocolate chip, a small bucket full of mint chocolate chip, no KIDDING WEI she can finish the whole thing...siaAOoooo...

michelle, i found d nutrient facts of mint chocolate chip....

Calories per gram:
Fat 9
Carbohydrate 4
Protein 4

Total FAT16g, 24%
Saturated Fat 10g, 49%
Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 55mg1, 8%
Sodium 95mg, 4%
Total Carbohydrates 28, g9%
Dietary Fiber 1g3%

Sugar 26g
Protein 5g

Vitamin A10%
Vitamin C2%
Calcium15%
Iron4%

Someone is getting fat fast...hahaha..

anyway, aftertht we chilled at ou rainforest area till it was 12.30am....and we took pictures....cool pictures..=P


* me, looking down searching for hot chicks, and ermm mich's personal hanger...notice d bag and d cardigan..

* guess the legs..

* mich cam whoring, me looking wierd

* taken by mich

*me, koon tsing.

* Shereen d birthday girl,me and koon tsing behind...

anyway , after tht we left ou at around 12.30am...and thts about it...=)))

Dim sum at 5am, FIVE AM!!!!

was on the phonee with michelle...then she complaint she was hungry...

mich: im hungry

me: errr go pluck ur grass outside and eat lar or go eat orange

mich: i feel like eating mamak..or dim sum...

me: r u nuts?...its 4am, where got such thing as dim sum at 4am

mich: got, it opens for d whole night...

me: r u kidding me, so wht u want me to do?tapau for u ah?

mich: yes yes yes =P, ill pay for ur petrol

me: no way, ur crazy, its 4am .......hhhmmmmmmmm

mich: im hungry....

me: ............................ur still crazy.......

mich:..................................

me: okay la ill go over, now...i stilll think its crazy..

mich: SERIOUS AH?..okay!!!! *joyfully*

then, i went up to my room, shut down my com, got my car keys and membuang air kecil...
then mich called,

mich : eh u serious ah?...i was kidding larrr

me: wht!? i was serious....and im already ready to leave my house..

mich: i donno wether i can sneak out my house lar, cause my door it makes loud sounds,
and im afraid it wud wake my parents up....

me: ...................................................so wht now...

mich : i think can lar...

LDP was freaking empty...ohh the whole road belongs to me.....no cars, no lories, no busses, no motorbikes!!! muahahahahahahhaahha
so i turned on my cd player, turned to track 6, lost prophets-rooftops ...blasted d volume till my whole bloody car vibrated...WAhahahhahahaha..and drove at 120kmph., on an EMPTY HIGHWAY, like F1 weiiii.......
hahaa okay lar its not tht fast actually but thts how fast my kelisa can take...=D

as soon as i arrived, gave mich a miss call....
she sneaked out of house, bravo bravo, applause!!! *claps*
so there, dim sum at 5am, still in darknest....
we were the only customers, most of d workers were fast asleep

ok so we were eating, and mich sudenly gave me tht look...
so i was like.."urhhmmm yes?"
mich: i wanna drive..let me drive..

me: errrrr c la..

mich: tht look again, with d inncoent eyes ....isshhh...

aiyahhh how do u expect me to reject lar?..thos innocent eyes, and those psychologicly playing with my mind...thing....
aihhz so in d end i brought her to some backlanes..
so i think she had fun lar...while i was freaked out till my balls dropped..
she drove half way home, then i took over at a junction..
so there u go.....my 5am dim sum trip...hahahaha..

Saturday, September 16, 2006

12 months and still going

Exactly a year ago, Su ann gave me this fish which was given a name"Su ann" for my birthday....
didnt expect it to live till today tho,..haha but it is d first time ever, a fish taken care by me
lasts this long..so im kinda proud of it..so Su ann if ur reading my blog, LOOK its still ALIVE WEYY....buy me another one!!! mr fishy has been single for a year..it needs a mate..hahaha


Friday, September 15, 2006

I dont get it

you said tht you would always be there for me..
you said tht you would alwayz be on my side...

but where are u know...
i dont see you anymore
not even a glimpse of u...
not even your voice...
i dont feel you...

something jack wud do if he had the chance..

* oh yes u like it do u....

Im just pure dumb

Sitting here at 3a.m
listening to awake by secondhand serenade,
thinking, gazing up at my ceiling,
thinking hard......

i amm just pure dumb,
im alwayz taken for granted,
i wonder why, issit because i took everything for granted and now
i am tasting my own medicine?...

im weak, yes i am very weak...
not being able to stand up again,
i see the light, but no i dont have the strength to move on,
i know good things come and go, leaving onli just memories and recordings..
but why do we alwayz think back of all the times?..
knowing tht wtv tht happened in d past wont ever be the same again,
just crushes ur heart,
like a wine bottle being tossed directly into a barrier, shatters into debris

Life is a prison

Life is a prison,
Oh God let me out.
No one to listen,
To hear when you shout.

Climb the walls of insanity,
Ride the waves of despair
If you fall it don't matter,
There's no one to care.

Used to wish for a window,
To see birds, trees and sky,
But you're better without one -
Stops you aiming too high.

Watching freedom is painful,
For those locked away.
Seeing joy, love and happiness
Another price that you pay.

Strong is good, weak is bad.
Be it false, be it true.
If you breach the acceptable,
You had better beware.

Hide the pain, carry on,
Routine is the key.
Don't let on that you're not,
What you're pretending to be.

Lock it all up inside you,
How badly that bodes.
Look out for that one day,
When it all just explodes.

Leaving naught but a shell,
Base functionality too.
But killing all else,
That was uniquely you

So how do you grow,
With a timebomb inside?
Or how to defuse it,
Without destroying its ride?


You can't.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

happy 17th birthday michelle...

Happy 17th michelle, all d best wishes in everything u do, all d best for ur SPM, and may all ur lovely wishes and dreams comes tru, tho i dont know u tht long, but i can see that ur a very good person with a good personality, rocking body!! and no ur not fat =) stop saying ur fat, and stop calling me babi .... anyway i really do hope u had fun yesterday...







brought her to fondue house in Hartamas because she wanted to taste the chocolate fondue, In d end she ate so little because she said it is fattening. ~_~ , at one point she suddenly got a lil crazy,probably because of amount of fat she consumed from the chocolate fondue which i think was driving her "kacang" she started spitting crushed ice directly from her mouth at me. then she starts burping... michelle, how gross can u be at times...sighzzz...

*it was a pose.....not camera shy

After dinner we went in to breakers for a lil tipsy while....and wht turns me on was this pool table

* wooot! sexy siall!!angels of fire!

After hartamas we went straight to MV, for a late movie, we watched you,me and dupree.

freaking hilarious movie..but then it was a predictable storyline..but its worth watching =) so guys go watch it go go.....

The movie ended at around 1.30am. The parking lot was totally empty, so since michelle bugged me to let her drive ..yes i did, and honestly i was freaked out by her driving weihhh....hahahaha..but then its a good start larr..at least i gave u a real taste of driving an auto car on you birthday =D...anyway i realise tht this post has more pictures of me than u, hahaha it was suppose to be ur post....

so here...


* your september 13th princess

CHEERS!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I am limkokwing-nised

boredom leads me to this



* Not so creative afterall....


* i still wonder, why wings

hectic week!!!...assignments assignments assignments...one after another , no bloody time to rest.....one of my assignments was that i am suppose to create an anology, whereby i am suppose to do an anology from the given five topics which are, people,food,place,object and vehicle...ive chosen pizza for food, a candle for an object and New Zealand for a place ,BMW for vehicle, and oprah winfrey for people....hahaha well for "people" i wasnt sure who to put, so i asked around for opinions, so i asked cindy, my senior from Toa..hahaha...she suggested oprah winfrey

cindy : errmmm mayb u can do oprah winfrey

me : how to draw her weiiii,

cindy : just draw her laaaaa

me : hHAHAHAHA i cant weii!!! how ah?color her black ah???

cindy : NOT BLACK LAAA DURHHH!!! ,dark brown larr.or mayb lighter..

me : i cant even draw her bloody face!!..

so, i actually drew her in d end, i went to oprahwinfrey's official site to gather some references...in d end this was how my drawing turned out to be....................

* please due to me having stress and all, for ur cooperation, kindly please to do not laugh at my lovely drawing

THEN due to stressss..i decided to take it out on my dog...whiskey...



* die!!!!!

Monday, September 04, 2006

oh yes speaking of unexpectations in life..

its so unexpected for him to die by a sting ray attack, even if he was to die i would probably be eaten by a croc or get bitten by a venemous creature...but no way, STING RAY has nvr come into my mind,but anyway.......

dude we love you, u brought us closer to crocodiles and snakes like no other..
u made us understand tht they r not harmful but only to defend themselves,
u taught us family love as ur family has alwayz been around u in ur documenteries..
i love ur documenteries,its unique and differnet form d others, i used to watch em late at nights...
especially ur stunts on crocs, "awesome"....definately gonna miss ur words too"crikey"....
may u rest in peace...=)


Sunday, September 03, 2006

changes happens in life

haha as soon as i tot tht my life is perfect, oh there it is..tumbling down like the world trade centre......ohh how life is so unexpected...
well, lifes a bitch, as i was having yum cha sessions with my friends, jack suddenly came up with this "life's like a vaccum, it sucks" hahahaha hilarious betul...nvr tot of it tho hahaha..it took me 5 seconds to realise the joke..ok lar as usual im freaking blur , most of d time 5-10 seconds behind...

oh well changes in life?oh yesss...my life changed alot ...
and its so random....its hard to catch up ..everytime u felt like something is going so well, something which feels so good, and u feel happy about it..and in d end it will just stumble and fall...
things change in an instant...so its better to get ready at times hahaha...
nahhh not exactly..wht i meant was..life is so unexpected, thts why "life is precious"
treasure d bestest moments ur having ...... because one day eventually it will be gone...
dont take things for granted, dont feel so high, when everything is working well for u, dont be too egoistic...
dont think ur good looking, or think ur ugly either,think tht ur special in certain ways..
hahaha...
ok lar..some random post, kinda lazy to blog these days...